Worst Resume Ever Written

About Veronica Vulpine

My name is Veronica Vulpine. I wish that I could say that I had a really exciting life being an extra in Miami Vice or being involved in a witchcraft covenant, but I am just me, living on a lonely mountainside.

Life Experiences

I have suffered through a high school that I hated, a college that I hated, buying a house and then losing my job, and many terrible jobs over the years to make ends meet. Many weird things have happened to me in the meantime, but I have managed to survive.

Message to Readers

I hope these tales give you a chance to endure whatever you are dealing with in life with a sense of humor because if I didn''t have one, I''d be hanging somewhere by my shoelaces by now! I hope my little catharsis makes you all laugh, because that is the best medicine! Enjoy!