Why Limit Happy to an Hour?

Whether the subject is cocktails, men, chocolate, weight, relatives, motherhood, or just plain unadulterated attitude, Phillips finds a way to sum up life's happenings one zinger at a time.

For example:

- "I used to care but now I take a pill for that."

- "Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out . . . I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate."

- "When life gives you lemons, add vodka."

Phillips promises to stimulate the economy one drink at a time with this keepsake book of witticisms featuring her popular full-color artwork and sassy one-liners. Now cheers to that!