DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED!

THIS BOOK HAS SEXUAL HUMOR THAT MAY EMBARRASS YOU. OFFENSIVE JOKES THAT ARE INTENDED TO RAISE EYEBROWS BUT HURT NO ONE. IF ANYTHING... I MAKE FUN OF MYSELF MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK.

MANY THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO... BUT THEY GET DONE. I WANT TO EMPHASIZE... DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY.

THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR... MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE THE OPINIONS OF THIS AUTHOR.