Philosophically Phunny

What people have said about the contents of this book:

Hilarious!

OMG, you are SOO funny!

LMAO!

That is so freaking hilarious!

I peed my pants!

LOL!

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

My sides hurt from laughing so much!

I wanna have your baby!

You are SOOO CRAZY!

Where do you come up with this?

You should write a book!

You should do stand-up comedy!

You should quit while you're ahead.

What the hell's wrong with you?

Don't you have a job?

WTH?! Seriously dude.

That was supposed to be our secret.

Keep the jokes coming!

This brightens my day!

Hahahahaha!

Man, I thought we were friends.