Tales from Sales

About the Author

Ten years ago, I quit the drama of teaching to become a Realtor. In the last ten years, I've seen chickens and goats raised inside of a home, I've rolled down a hill with a broken ankle, sold homes to a really bad mime and a Russian mail order bride, talked with psychic appraisers with transmitters in their ankles, had a sales partner abducted by aliens, nearly died twice, peed my pants several times, witnessed my partner crap her pants and had the ghost of Elvis Presley unzip my sleeping bag at a slumber party.

Yes, I bought one of Elvis Presley's homes! This is just a taste of the most outrageous and hilarious stories inside this book. The true stories of home sales are by far stranger than fiction! No one can make this up.