Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters

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Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters

Humour collections and anthologies Nature and the natural world: general interest

Author: Michael J. Nelson

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Language: English

Published by: HarperCollins e-books

Published on: 17th March 2009

Format: LCP-protected ePub

Size: 1 Mb

ISBN: 9780061747786


Why do some people retain cute baby-talk names for their relatives (like "Num-Num" and "Pee-Paw") well into middle age?

They may do so out of affection, nostalgia, or a desire to maintain a sense of closeness and playfulness with family members.

How should a reasonable person respond when Olivia Newton-John sings, "Have you never been mellow?"

A reasonable response might be to reflect on the message of the song and consider embracing a more relaxed or peaceful attitude.

Who's responsible for the sorry state of men's fashion, and is it the same guy who invented the jerkin?

The responsibility for men's fashion trends is often collective, involving designers, cultural influences, and societal norms. The inventor of the jerkin was a different historical figure, and the two are not directly connected.

Is there any future in being a Midwesterner?

Yes, being a Midwesterner can offer a strong sense of community, values, and regional pride, which can be advantageous in many aspects of life.

Can you really enjoy your lunch when the restaurant is decorated to look like an African plain?

Enjoyment depends on personal preferences; some may find the themed decor immersive and fun, while others might find it distracting or uncomfortable.

How come women keep dozens of bottles and jars of moisturizers, unguents, and lotions around -- all of them half empty?

This could be due to a variety of reasons, including trying different products, losing interest, or simply forgetting to finish them.

In more than 50 hilarious all-new essays, one of America''s brightest young humorists -- the head writer and on-air host of the legendary TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- finds the fun in all aspects of the human condition, no matter how absurd. Join Mike Nelson on an angst-filled visit to a health spa; shopping sessions at Home Depot and Radio Shack; adventures in the very amateur musical theater; a gut-busting discourse on the history of television; ruminations on his roles as husband, father, and citizen; and much, much more.

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