What I, engineer Frith Williams, know about weddings could fit on a piece of confetti…

So how did workaholic me end up wedding planner for my tabloid-darling sister? Don’t ask! Time to make (yet another) To-Mess Up list:

1. Venue – surely the added distraction of unbearably charming venue manager George Challoner is a bonus?!

2. Seating Plan – it’s in disarray! I need a +1 and George is the only singleton around. Must remember not to fall for that lethally irresistible smile!

3. Catching the Bouquet – I might now be an expert on weddings, but broken hearts don’t mend easily. I’ll still never contemplate my own…