Does God Wear Pants?

God and Pants

God can’t wear pants. Pants are material. God is spiritual. You search everywhere in the Bible NO pants. Which means pants don’t matter to God?

All military troops wear pants into battle. You can’t just go into battle without pants! That’s just silly. So why doesn’t God need a dashing set of trousers to guard His children or Himself? Because pants are just pants. That’s why pants aren’t included in the Armor of God found in Ephesians.

To these statements, I say, Nope. You’ll see. That’s not how we’re thinking here, and that’s not true.

God does care about pants. In this book I will tell you the exact reasons why He cares about pants and how He has provided pants as protection for His Children.

You need to know where the pants are so you can discover God’s Personal Pocket Protection today.