Decline and Fail

Optimism, mojo, complete bollocks

That''s what the country is crying out for.

There is now only one certainty in life

When things can''t possibly get any worse, they absolutely will. And so, after three years of Maybot malfunctioning and Brexit bungling, welcome to BoJo the clown''s national circus - where fun for literally none of the family is guaranteed.

Fear not, however

Decline and Fail is your personal survival guide to the ongoing political apocalypse. This unremittingly entertaining collection of John Crace''s lifegiving political sketches will get you through the darkest of days - or failing that, will at least make you laugh a bit. Miss it at your peril...