Introduction

We all know that, barring accidents or illness, we will live to a ripe old age and see Mother nature run her course. As long as we keep an open mind, have a sense of humour and are not easily embarrassed, then being a senior citizen can be a lot of fun.

Dedication

This book is dedicated to old age and everyone who gets there. Enjoy it and don't give a monkey's what the younger generation think! Remember: their time will come!