Book Didn't Mention Aliens

Story Synopsis

Lauren finds herself up a tree dressed only in her undies (not the way she usually dresses to go out).

A millennium in the future, Elisias's newest and youngest perfect finds an anomaly: a fifteenth-century monk describes a most improbable holy relic which sounds suspiciously like a bra and pair of pants.

Katya, her unusually aggressive guard, an even less appealing alien, and sundry other handicaps set out to rescue Lauren.

Times a funny thing. It doesn't just pass. Sometimes it turns back and bites you on the bum.