Quotes

Sometimes it's better to finish last and have 99 people cheering for you, than to finish first and have to stand there all alone.

A liar tells the truth every time he lies.

When someone pulls out a camera, don't ask them to take a picture of you.

If you don't think it's funny, don't laugh.

Control your animals and your children!

Stop quoting people when you don't know what you're talking about.

Live your funeral every day.