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We Can'T All Be Gems, Erasmus Vermouth,Serial Killer & Artiste.
Two Novellas
About Ralphie
Ralphie is a handsome man with MS and a drunken psycho ex-pole dancer wife. They love to argue yet love each other very much. Ralphie is so powerful he condenses his ex-wife to straighten up. Then he finds his wife her next husband, a Nigerian prince.
About Erasmus
Erasmus is nobody's sweetheart with a face like a plate of tapioca pudding. He is a serial killer who most often gets his ass kicked by his victims. Running down the street with a butcher knife after him.
