In 1970's New York City

All Carey wants is to drink cheap beer and dispense ass-kickings, until kids with unnoticeable faces start abducting his punk friends.

In present-day Hollywood

Stuntwoman Kaitlyn is trying to figure out what she wants to do with her life when a former teen heartthrob tries to eat her and her best friend goes missing.

The survival of the human race

Is in Carey and Kaitlyn's hands. We are truly screwed.