Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

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Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes Children’s / Teenage general interest: Mysteries and the unexplained Children’s / Teenage reference material

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute

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Collection: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader For Kids Only! #7

Language: English

Published by: Portable Press

Published on: 1st September 2012

Format: LCP-protected ePub

Size: 42 Mb

ISBN: 9781607106678


Get ready to walk on the wild side!

Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature.

So have a spooky good time checking out . . .

 

* The World''s Smelliest Sneaker

* Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs

* The great ball of snot

* An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam

* Zombies, Bigfoot, and “the mothman”

* How to make your own mummy

* Why polar bears don''t eat penguins

* Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles

* And much more!

 

Don''t say we didn''t warn you.

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