What PC English professors don’t want you to learn from . . .

- Beowulf: If we don’t admire heroes, there’s something wrong with us

- Chaucer: Chivalry has contributed enormously to women’s happiness

- Shakespeare: Some choices are inherently destructive (it’s just built into the nature of things)

- Milton: Our intellectual freedoms are Christian, not anti-Christian, in origin

- Jane Austen: Most men would be improved if they were more patriarchal than they actually are

- Dickens: Reformers can do more harm than the injustices they set out to reform

- T. S. Eliot: Tradition is necessary to culture

- Flannery O’Connor: Even modern American liberals aren’t immune to original sin