Inclusive Language Bibles

Liberal Protestants have produced a whole raft of “inclusive language” Bibles. But these scriptures don't come near to making the Bible acceptable to the leftist sensibilities of Liberal Christians.

Reimagining the Bible for Liberals

What would the Bible have to be like if it were to suit Liberals? How drastically would it have to be rewritten? And how ridiculous would the result look? Maybe like this.