In this very room, Im sensing a DEFINE presence

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. That being the case, if 6,047 children from 175 different neighborhoods in 67 different countries each drew 34 pictures, the word-count equivalent would bea ridiculously high number that has absolutely nothing to do with this book.

But hey, this isnt a book of math problems its the new book from nutcase author/comedian Donnell Baby Christian Owens, focusing on the unique definitions born of his one-of-a-kind brand of heavenly humor! So hop on and enjoy the ride! This spiritual motorbike is built from such an original blueprint design, every card-carrying member of Heavens Angels will join you in shouting, GRACE IS THE WORD!!!

Visit us at www.thurd-wirm.com to find out what we at THURD/WIRM Christian publishing & entertainment are planning next. Hopefully, weve overcome all the bad publicity we recently received after Baby Christian stopped taking his meds and tried to pull America together by running a world-class presidential campaign to elect a package of turkey bacon. CHRIST IS KING!!!