After college the author moves to Miami Beach and gets an apartment on Collins Avenue, absolutely unprepared for what beautiful hell lay in wait.

Week long binges, criminality, loneliness, new friends, no friends, models, pimps, prostitutes. Party party party. This is a classic roller coaster ride fueled by women, nightclubs, islands, and the super super wealthy. How much of a good time can a paranoid young man have? Answer: a very good one.