Being the judge of a beauty contest between three goddesses isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Yes, the goddesses are breathtakingly beautiful, and they each offer something of great value as a bribe to make the judge name her as the most beautiful, but they are awfully sore losers - and that can be downright hazardous to any mortal foolish enough to judge them.

Meet Paris of Troy.

A young man with abandonment issues, desperately trying to deal with the pressures of marriage and fatherhood, until a trio of goddesses teach him what it really means to lose his mind.

This wildly funny novel finally brings the Homeric legends into the realm of humorous fiction.