These are the memories, stories and tales you tell in the pub with a couple of drinks inside you. Some of the things I have done I am not proud of but they made me what I am. The injuries received, the places I have been and what was done while there are all here from criminal activity to things the Government may well deny. Sailing as close to the Official Secrets Act as I can the tale is told. From Pay clerk to SAS and a Royal Driver.