In this laugh-out-loud funny guide

gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!"

So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don’t cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you’ll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!