A black cat and a pocket full of sea bass is not what you would usually expect to put you on the wrong
side of time.

After discovering a fat bottomed wood sprite with a penchant for blueberry cheesecake and fine wine was
visiting his garden and being in possession of an over curious mind it was only a matter of time before things
went pear shaped for John Living.

Trapped in Old World and desperate to get home can a long dead, flatulent Aunt, an Ogre and a young,
inexperienced Ancient (with a dodgy map) get him back to his own world before his timeline runs out?

Can he also answer a puzzling question that was posed along the way… Where did all the dragons go?