Never Shag a Scorpio

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Never Shag a Scorpio

From Aries to Pisces, the astrology guide to dating

Astrology Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction

Author: B.J. Lovegood

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Language: English

Published by: Transworld Digital

Published on: 27th April 2023

Format: LCP-protected ePub

ISBN: 9781529907384


Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?

Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.

Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces's parents.

Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as "Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius" and "A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs", this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.

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