Look! Another keel short story by me, Barry Loser, the best book-writer in the whole wide world amen!This one is about my mum and her tea towel. And there's also a bit about a giant robot octopus.Praise for my other book, I am not a Loser, which is about 8 million times longer than this one: 'Brilliant' - My mum 'Amazing' - Also my mum