Miss Messiah

£11.99

Miss Messiah

Author: Jan Ahlgren

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Language: English

Published by: Distributed By PublishDrive

Published on: 8th December 2025

Format: LCP-protected ePub

Size: 320 pages

ISBN: 9789199097787


In a world where angels and demons share the same celestial HR department

"Miss Messiah" chronicles the ultimate workplace rivalry gone nuclear. When Lucifer, the Morning Star (who still uses that embarrassing college nickname on his business cards), finds himself in yet another pissing contest with his ex-boss God, the universe braces for the divine equivalent of a water cooler showdown.

God Iahveh and the Birth of Minx

God Iahveh, facing a midlife crisis of biblical proportions, decides to have another kid - this time through Swedish virgin Nicola Sundstrom. Their love child, Minx - part holy miracle, part demonic surprise - grows up to become a charismatic cult leader with daddy issues that would make Freud throw in the towel.

Angels, Humans, and Divine Schemes

Featuring angels who gossip worse than suburban moms at a PTA meeting and humans who stumble through divine schemes like contestants on a cosmic game show, "Miss Messiah" asks the essential questions: Can Satan expense his therapy sessions? Does God's plan include the destruction of the world again? And why does salvation always require so much paperwork?

Follow Minx’s Journey

Follow Minx as she transforms from miracle worker to religious celebrity influencer, navigating a world where the apocalypse keeps getting closer, and Jesus Christ doesn’t make anything easier. Will Heaven's most nepotistic hire find her calling, or will she end up managing Hell's customer service department? Either way, the universe's performance review is coming, and nobody's ready for the feedback.

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