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What has become of Brisbane’s most eligible bachelor, Zachary Jones? The sought-after millionaire hasn’t been seen on the social circuit for months! Whilst he’s known for his reclusive tendencies, rumour has it there’s a good reason for his absence: he’s just become a single father.

Could it be true? Perhaps Zach sent a call for help to premier It girl Meg Kelly, who was also missing from the party lists last week? She’d certainly be able to give advice on difficult childhoods…