MCMLXXVIII is an abnormal book.

PREFACE: Its strongly recommended you don't read this. If you begin, don't read much. For sure don't read to the end. (And watch out for the blood stains.) If you read to the end, don't tell anyone. If you tell someone, you'll likely be restrained and locked away in solitary confinement. Better not to begin. Nobody likes solitary confinement.

Fictional review:

Could make you profoundly crazy. Beware!

I laughed my butt off.