This is a true story.

It had to be; that was an edict handed down by Godyes, that God, the Supreme Authority, the Creator of heaven and earth and everything else. The God of Thou shall not bear false witness. So let me tell you about the family God placed me in.

First, Neil Diamond isnt really my father.

No kidding, right? But knowing that Neil Diamond isnt my father also meant knowing that my mother lived with a significant mental illness. How are you supposed to go back to the beginning and find your way once youve realized the map youve been following is not only illusory, it isnt even your own illusion?