Bitesize nuggets of poo trivia too witty to wipe away

To celebrate the 540-millionth anniversary of the very first butthole – thanks sea sponges – this is the The Little Book of Poo(p). And, rather wonderfully, it’s utter shit. A real turd. 100 per cent crap. In short, the perfect toilet book.

This compact compendium is anything but constipated, despite being stuffed with perfectly shaped nuggets of poo knowledge squeezed into the easily digestible form of facts, stats, trivia, quotes and history and much more to boot.

This little book lifts the lid on humankind’s greatest obsession to celebrate its many shapes, sizes, smells and backstories all for your reading please next time you’re on the throne without your phone. With this book, you’ll be straining to hold back the tears... of laughter. That’s our shat-isfaction guarantee. Enjoy!

“Just poopin’. You know how I be.”
Michael Scott, The Office U.S., Series 6, Episode 10