Story of Lance and the Sweater

One day, Lance decided he wanted to wear a sweater to the playground. Although, he has never worn a sweater before, he wanted to. After trying for some time, he decided he needed some help. Lance decided to walk towards the playground hoping someone knew how to put a sweater on. He asked for help but they didn't know what to do either. Lance continued on his way, accidentally, he slipped and fell. In the end, he was wearing his sweater.