Wishjack: (WISH—jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child''s birthday cake.

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Brofitti: (broh-FEE-tee) v: The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling.

Clandesdine: (klan-DES-dyne) v: To hide from one''s child while eating a cookie so he doesn''t ask for one too.