Fancy a slice of lemon with that, love?

As you can tell, I''m a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I''ve been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right?

So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I''ll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from CELEBRITY JUICE. She needs all the help she can get.

Lemonise your life. It''s as simple as that...shaaaa-ting!