Introduction

At 15, Alice's period has not yet arrived. She feels like she will never be a woman. Her friends stuff her bra with cotton balls, her mother forces her to wear improbable outfits to look more womanly and her father uses her to promote his anti-smoking campaign outside school, which makes her the nerdiest girl in town.

Her Dream

Alice isn't ready to love someone real, so falls in love with a man on a poster, a man she can't disappoint: Gary Barlow, the ''fat one'' of Take That - because not even in her dreams could she be cool enough for Robbie.

The Journey

She will go to extreme lengths to meet him. On this journey, she will make new friends - fans and groupies of the 90s, the ''little people'' whose jobs became relevant only during the Boy Band Era and other picturesque characters - until she manages to make her dreams come true - or does she?