Real life isn''t reel life, right?

At least that''s what Jeremy Jones tried to tell me after his red carpet smoochfest with Paige.

Not. Buying. It.

Besides, I''m too busy drinking in all the local color (from Mayan ruins to Cheeseheads!) as part of my sister E''s entourage . . . and digging deep to find out who''s behind the mysterious mishaps on the Two Sisters set. Because all roads seem to be leading back to (big gulp) . . . yours truly.

From the Trade Paperback edition.