Introduction

Whether you're a dedicated cinephile or just someone who loves big-screen blockbusters, The Hollywood H.I.P. List will allow you to predict the scenes and the dialogue of every movie you ever watch. That's because the leading studios just can't stop relying on such filmmaking cliches as:

The Swiss Family Armani

The Bulletproof Couch

The 2nd Law of Character Dynamics

Cinematic Geology 101

The Magic of UltraSlime

Inside you'll find the Top 100 lame and ludicrous scenes that will make you groan audibly or laugh out loud. They're the best of the worst, and all here for your enjoyment and enlightenment.