Seven pants-peeingly funny stories featuring seven evil characters you can''t help but love:

Douglas Coupland''s stories are illustrated with dark charm by Graham Roumieu in a collaboration that brings together two of Canada''s wittiest creators for the first time. Put your therapist on speed dial and read them with pleasure.

A cast of unlovable miscreants who unleash their dark, unruly and antisocial desires on every page:

They are Donald, the Incredibly Hostile Juice Box; Kevin, the Hobo Minivan with Extremely Low Morals; Brandon, the Action Figure with Issues; Sandra, the Truly Dreadful Babysitter; Hans, the Weird Exchange Student; Cindy, the Terrible Role Model; and Mr. Fraser, the Undead Substitute Teacher.

A lot of laughs-of the evil, twisted kind:

Definitely inappropriate for young people.