These unique and magnificent haiku, each with an embedded pun or pun phrase, touch upon love, sports, sex, work, play, anger and many more human experiences, evoking giggles and/or groans. You will get a really good kick no matter how you will react.

Revise this haiku

And youll be arrested for

Disturbing the piece.

Hoping to purge his

Awful memories, dude drinks

Milk of Amnesia.

These haiku also embed punnery punchlines that relate to titles of well-known songs or films or Broadway shows. For example:

Casanova, as

He ages, is preparing

His own bucket lust.

Yiddish stage launches

New version of musical

As My Fair Sadie.

Geezer recalls his

Youth as he hums, Love

Is a Many Splendoured Fling