Welcome to Bullamakanka

Welcome to Bullamakanka, a small one-street Australian country town just south of Sydney often referred to as PPP Pigeon Poop Parade. Where Tank, the manager and only employee of the local bowling club, is a virgin and is about to turn 40 years old.

His buddies, a unique bunch of characters which include a Publican, Pastry cook, Newsagent, Dairy farmer, and a Veterinarian, merge to conspire in typical Aussie mateship style and aptitude to pool their resources and get Tank laid by fair means or foul, which include forming a syndicate to purchase and race a thoroughbred.

The hilarious, mind-boggling, ingenious plots that they concoct prove to be a ribald romp, typical of real life in a small country town where nothing is sacred.