Introduction

The Sea - cold, wet, and unforgiving.

The perfect place to dump shit products, moronic people, and crap pop culture.

Man buns? Get in the sea.

Glitter beards? In you go.

Cereal cafes? SEA.

And how about manspreading, ant gin, water sommeliers, real people playing Quidditch, dating apps, Bluetooth gloves, and Shoreditch? Then there''s waterproof suits, juicing, early Christmas, dog yoga, Nando''s, drones, and Gregg Wallace? Fuck. It''s never ending.

Something must be done.

Buy this book. Or you know what you can do. . .