Whether you’re a sensitive, bookish type or a beer-guzzling Cyber-jock--or just an average guy--The Gentleman’s Guide to Life is a perfect and indispensable primer on looking, living, and feeling good, answering all your questions about clothes, career, fitness, love, and lust.

How do I move up without selling out?

How do I help my friends (and crush my enemies)?

How do I feed and care for my boss?

What kind of suit should I wear?

What kind of shoes do I wear with the suit? Socks?

Do I really need to take my vitamins?

Is this impotence or lack of interest?

How much sleep do I need?

How can I bluff my way through a wine list?

What is Cubism?

How much should I tip?

What CDs should I have to relax? To seduce?

Do I like her? Do I really, really like her?

What does she mean I don’t listen?

How do I propose (or ask for the ring back)?

Am I the best man I can possibly be?

From the Trade Paperback edition.