He has reached every level of Myst. Her room is littered with soda cans. He idolizes Data from Star Trek®. But all your favorite geek really wants is to be understood....

Whether you''re friends with a geek, work with one, love one, or hate one, The Geek Handbook provides handy instructions for analyzing and understanding all things geek, including:

How Your Geek Relates to Others

Geek organizations and gathering spots

Getting Your Geek to Exercise

Klingon™ martial arts as workout strategy

The Geek Diet

Soda, pizza, and other geek food groups; how to help your geek thrive