What happens if you see twin witches?

You won''t be able to tell which witch is witch

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?

You can''t fool me, I can see right through you

Will: ''Mum, all the children make fun of me.''

Mum: ''What do they say?''

Will: ''They say I''m a werewolf. Is it true?''

Mum: ''Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.''

These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).