About the Characters

Frank is the world's worst ranger. Stumpy is a boring monk.

The Plot

Together, can they save Valterre's pork-based economy from a threat that may or may not exist? Thrill to gripping accounts of food poisoning! Recoil in horror from ghosts afflicted with sinus conditions! Explore the wonders of dairy-based magic!

The Uniqueness

There never has been a story quite like this one, and you should be grateful for that. However, if you, bold reader, like to know the unknown, reveal the vealed, and disturb the disturbing, then look no further! No, really, we mean it. Seriously, don''t look any further. Just turn away slowly and avoid eye contact.