Football Jokes

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Football Jokes

Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes Children’s / Teenage general interest: Ball games and sports: Association football (Soccer)

Authors: Macmillan Adult's Books, Macmillan Children's Books

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Language: English

Published by: Macmillan Children's Books

Published on: 5th June 2014

Format: LCP-protected ePub

Size: 9 Mb

ISBN: 9781447259831


Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!

With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?

The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?

They both have trouble with the key.

How can a footballer stop his nose running?

Put out a foot and trip it up.

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