Whether you''re a "professional" butt-whistler . . . or simply can''t resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart . . . you''ll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations.

Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, Milo Snotrocket, as he demonstrates all twenty-seven different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage). The Fart Book, in all of its gaseous glory, illustrates countless fart types and appropriate-use scenarios, including these:

Fart Types and Scenarios

• The Scream
• The Sputter
• The Rotten Egg Cloud
• The Cough Cover-Up
• The Sonic Boom