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Emerald Tablets
Introduction
This is a book of knowledge and philosophy that teaches readers about the origin of the universe, species, stars, suns, planets, and mammal life and has the top philosophies and riddles possible to this day.
Core Teachings
This book teaches readers that success is loving to repeat yourself over and over. It tells how 99 percent of people like to believe their liver is on the left and that the four true stomachs turn into, usually, a large tree when they die from over a million years ago.
Additional Insights
This book also teaches readers about limb regeneration from the top theory of a, yes, white pink flowered evergreen tree. Likely, this is the top book made available in this time of the human race-top everything book from over a million years ago.
Purpose and Significance
A book to calm the soul has been the greatest aspiration of man up to this point in history—I believe this is that book, and it will be, for ages upon ages to come, the most scientific, greatest simplification in all its forms. This book took twenty years to write.
