Jeremy Clarkson is once more Driven to Distraction.

Brace yourself. Clarkson's back.

And he'd like to tell you what he thinks about some of the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly fast and jaw-droppingly cool cars in the world (oh, and a few irredeemable disasters...).

Or he would if he could just get one or two things off his chest first. Matters such as:

The prospect of having Terry Wogan as president

Why you'll never see a woman driving a Lexus

The unforeseen consequences of inadequate birth control

Why everyone should spend a weekend with a digger

Driven to Distraction is Jeremy Clarkson at full throttle. So buckle up, sit tight and enjoy the ride. You're in for a hell of a lot of laughs.

Praise for Jeremy Clarkson:

''Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud'' Daily Telegraph

''Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches'' Time Out

''Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'' Evening Standard