Introduction

THE COOL THING is a storm of monsters, madness- and love. A shifty couple steal from a buried UFO. They're snatched into a lab of terrifying human/alien experiments.

Characters

She is scheduled for an implant. He is lost and blundering. Escape is up to her. Life is such a pain... so is dying.

Reviews

"fun, irreverent, and scary" * "this story will blow you away" * "ribald, and frequently hilarious"