Congratulations!

You''re about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

• Will I ever be able to do awesome things again?

• Will I be able to afford this?

• Can I ever have sex again?

• Will I be a good parent?

• Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn''t mean your kid has to be as lame as you''re about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.